Crap Pipe or ARE YOU ON FUCKING DRUGS?

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno) 04/13/2015 at 22:29 • Filed to: None

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Here we have a 1997 328is automatic with 165,000 miles for sale for $4,000. That price is already high for a somewhat high mileage Non-M E36 anyway, but it becomes fucking nuts when you actually see the car!

Yes, ladies and gentleman, they're asking FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS for this rolling heap of shit! At first I thought it was a typo, but he repeats the number in again in the ad. Four thousand fucking dollars.

God only knows what what going through their head when they dreamed that number up. Must've been some good shit though.

Just... look at the rest for yourselves: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:32

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It actually makes sense. They are charging you for TWO 3-series, which is what I see here.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:33

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I think the most hilarious part is different wheels on the rear.

Anon > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:35

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THE FIRST FUCKING SENTENCE! "I am selling a 1997 BMW 328is there is no real problems With this car...... the door panel just recently fell off." This has to be a joke!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2015 at 22:35

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The whole cars a joke, it's hard to focus on one part!

Agrajag > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:35

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The first option.

Birddog > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:36

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Ever been to St. Louis? I'd be shocked if it has a legit title.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Anon 04/13/2015 at 22:36

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Then goes on to mention the kidneys missing, hood not closing... then there's the stuff he didn't mention..

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/13/2015 at 22:37

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Also:

TheHondaBro > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:37

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I can do $40 and a half-eaten Ritz cracker.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Birddog 04/13/2015 at 22:37

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Well I do live here so I'd go with yes..

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > TheHondaBro 04/13/2015 at 22:38

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Shit, it'd just give the Ritz, it's not even worth the $40.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Agrajag 04/13/2015 at 22:38

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Didn't even realize that typo... It's fitting though.

Tohru > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:45

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It comes with the woman in the passenger's seat though.

desertdog5051 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:49

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Should text him and tell him you have a Windstar with 6 colors and are asking $5500. But will consider a trade for a lesser vehicle.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:50

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What are you talking about? That's a Nice Price for a limited and rare Two-Tone M-sport edition of the E36!

In 10 years, it'll be worth MILLIONS!

lol

E92M3 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:50

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Look at that bumper fitment! And the rocker, and the hood, and the fenders. If he was asking $400, it MIGHT sell as a lemons car. He must be looking at a KBB that was printed before KBB had a website.

Steve in Manhattan > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 22:55

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That might be the biggest pile of German crap I've ever seen.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/13/2015 at 23:00

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Millions... of cents... in parts.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > E92M3 04/13/2015 at 23:01

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$400 I could totally see. Hell, if it runs it's worth at least $400. That's why I was hoping like hell it was a typo, but nope!

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 23:21

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Drift tax, bro.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 23:36

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I'm sure it has a good water pump

scoob > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/13/2015 at 23:46

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ALL THE DOWNFORCES

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/14/2015 at 00:42

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that is a 1000 dollar car. on a good day.

PheeNoIVI > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/14/2015 at 00:43

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Must be a drifter...seriously. I see drift guys on FB posting cars for sale for 4-5k all the time that look the same if not worse than this. And thinking its a good deal.

Dunnik > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/14/2015 at 00:44

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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/14/2015 at 07:06

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And has seen all expected maintenance per the owners manual.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/14/2015 at 07:09

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I like the mismatched rims. (on top of the body panels)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 04/14/2015 at 15:14

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and I only say 1000 because it's not a 318.